Lola XXX: 16:43 Minute Video of Lola
Filthy Euro-swine Pascal couldn't have found a more compliant fuck friend than cock-loving Lola. The pretty blonde lets him drill her sweet, tight pussy like a machine and when he erupts, licks his spunk like it's yogurt.
Executive Sex: 17:09 Minute Video of Sara Jay
"Bad cum is thick and chunky and gloppy, like Elmer's Glue kind of cum," Sara Jay says. She's an expert in cum-extraction. "Good cum is thinner and more watery. If I know a guy has gloppy cum, I'll request it on my tits instead of in my mouth." Sara obtains her cum samples by jacking off this dude!
Sex Lesson: 33:19 Minute Video of Harmony Sweet
In Big Tit Fuckfest, Harmony Sweet is a SCORE University co-ed in need of counseling. She believes she has a sexual deficiency. Sounds hard to believe. Her relationship with her boyfriend is poor so she feels she needs professional help. She goes to the office of the campus doctor. He has a type-A, hypertensive personality. He also likes to order around busty, pretty blondes. Within minutes, Harmony is sucking his cock and nuts.
Cavewoman Kerry: 16:58 Minute Video of Kerry Marie
Go back to the stone age and see some messy body painting with "Cavewoman Kerry."
Petra: 19:36 Minute Video of Petra
It doesn't take much to get Petra to strip naked, just lower the air conditioner.
When a famous music star is accused of bumping-off her top rival, detectives question her and everyone else involved. The alibis are all too good; but The Whackman will solve the mystery of the Ace In The Hole.
The amber haired cutie pie Gwen Summers gags on a cock to open up the movie. Gwen then sits her tight petite frame on her man?s cock and giggles her cute self like a little slutty schoolgirl. She gets on all fours to get reared in her neon pink pussy. Gwen lies on her back to get the continued pounding; her giggles, moans, and squeaks get The Whackman off in a good opening scene.
Cute Asian Mia Smiles and good looking brunette Taylor Sinclair have a threesome with some lucky dude. Mia and Taylor simultaneously suck dude?s cock and then Taylor gets tittyfucked while having her pussy eaten out by Mia. After, Mia rides dude while Taylor sits on his face. Taylor and Mia trade off doggystyle positions with dude, and he moneyshots early (while growling) due to Mia?s glorious moaning.
A delicate looking Envy Mi gets her shaved beaver tongue stroked and fingered by her man. Envy then performs a sensual blow job, taking it nice and slow. She sits on the arm of the couch to get thrusted and her white residue smothers her man?s cock, turning The Whackman on. Envy gets it good from underneath and continues to bounce on that cock like a feen. This slut bends over to get doggied and her painful face expressions are so fucking hot.
While in jail, the stunning Czech Republican import Silvia Saint graces us with her cock sucking skills to begin the final scene. Silvia lies back on her bunk to get hurricane tongued by her man before she spreads her legs wide to get the deep dickin she craves. She rides her man reverse doggy, taking it up the crapper like the covergirl champ she is, before getting sidewayed?rolling with her man to the promise land.
Ace In The Hole did the fucking trick for The Whackman. Its attempt to create a storyline was not half-ass bad and it was well casted. Every whore held their own and The Whackman let out 9 healthy loads and wouldn?t mind watching this shit again on a rainy day.
The Whackman has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The Whackman has landed in Utopia. Let?s do this?
In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man?s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her ?yes yes yes? moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude?s cum in her mouth ? bravo to that.
In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie?s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.
In scene 3, the dirty mouthed foreign blonde Layla Jade oozes sex and gets down to business with her man. After her man eats her out, Layla devours her man?s cock. They get into doggystyle and the dirty talk exchanges. Layla then goes for a ride her man?s cock and dude unloads shortly after.
In scene 4, a cute faced blonde with weird looking titties named Velvet Rose spreads em wide to get her twat licked by her man. Velvet then gets on all fours to take the doggy treatment, but the dude is always pulling out and is inconsistent in his pace. The Whackman could tell the slut was faking her moans. She performed a nice blow job before gliding on dude?s cock while on top. They lacked chemistry?
In the final scene, a petite blonde sex kitten named Allysin Chains fills her mouth with her man?s small cock and has her eyes going in all directions, looking disinterested. Allysin is then hurricane tongued, but she is still looking around. Her pussy is jammed with cock and unfortunately she is lying like a fucking corpse. It?s apparent to The Whackman that the slut was just there for a paycheck. But the dude milks her for all her goods and puts some good wear and tear on the tramp?s cunt when she rides him and in doggy.
Porn Town USA was far from being The Whackman?s dream place, but it wasn?t bad?it just wasn?t good either. It seemed that one of the two talents in each scene wasn?t as into it as the other, whether it be the dude or the chick and so they failed chemistry class. This unmemorable representation of the San Fernando Valley received 5 shots of juice unloaded by The Whackman. Because it was based in the porn capital of the world, there were hotter whores and better dicks that should have received the casting call.
A beaver is the first thing The Whackman?s fingers will feel when sliding down her pants. Science says pussy hair’s primary purpose is to catch pheromones and emit a sexually arousing odor. The Whackman?s dick says pussy hair means “I’m home, dear”. Shaved snatch may be ok once in a while, but right now, The Whackman is In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 fuck the shit out of!
The could-be-cute faced but out of shape Cherry Poppers starts out by sucking off two dudes. Cherry then lies on her back to get eaten out by one dude while continuing to blow the other dude. Then the dude eating her penetrates her hairy beaver while she hand jobs the other dude. She gets on all fours to get hit up from behind while she keeps her mouth full. The dudes finally switch positions and this whore gets her cherry popped by the eager dude who got the mouth treatment the whole time. Cherry combs her hairy beaver while sitting on top of one of the dudes. It is informal as they carry on conversation during the entire scene. With the right workout regimen, this tramp has potential to be cute.
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A ghetto out of shape Latina with saggy ass tits named Mercedes does a boring blowjob on two cocks. Her beaver is hairy as hell as it gets feasted on by one dude while the other gets his shaft licked. The dude who ate her then plugs her and distracts her from her dick sucking job. After lying on her back, Mercedes jumps on top of the cock and works it at a boring pace?it?s reminiscent of watching a snail moving across the pavement. This scene damn near makes The Whackman want to take an afternoon nap.
The final scene has a naked Melody Ann with her legs in the air and playing with her clit. Then from stage right, a dude enters to fill her mouth up with joy. It takes about 6 minutes before the camera finally switches positions which makes the scene tedious. Melody gets her hairy cunt plunged and The Whackman gets a good look at another out of shaped broad. She then sits her flabby self on the cock and, after, wants to taste her pussy. Then her ass gets uppercutted from underneath and The Whackman damn near vomits to the pudgy mess.
The Whackman is no longer In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 because The Whackman is disgusted with the casting job done by Gentlemen?s Video. What the fuck were you thinking? All of these bitches need to put the burger and fries down and pick up a round of some jamba juice. 1 forced shot was fired off to Cherry and that?s only because the scene was thirty minutes long.
A street hooker, Liz Fortune (played by Hannah Harper), learns that she’s in line for the throne of a principality called Fortuna. As the last survivor in line, she’s called upon to assume her role as Princess. But, she loves her life on the street. What will she choose…Princess or Whore?
The stunning foreign blonde import Hannah Harper gets right down to business and wraps her beautiful mouth around a sailor?s cock. Hannah gets her sweet cunt feasted on before dude slits it with his cock. She then bounces on top of him and uses that cock like she owns it. They get into a fierce doggystyle until Hannah?s sweaty partner unloads all over her chest.
Scene 2 jumps straight into a ménage e trois between dirty blonde haired Alana Evans and cute brunette Petra. After simultaneously sharing dude?s cock with their mouths, Petra eats out Alana while she continues on dude?s cock. Then Petra works on dude?s cock while he feast on Alana?s cookie. Petra goes for a ride while Alana plants her pussy in dude?s face. Alana switches with Petra and nibbles on her twat for consolation. Petra gets doggied while a dildo is used on Alana and dude sprays them both in the face.
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Lesbo lovin goes down on stage in scene 3 between a sexy blonde named Holly Halston and a cute faced blonde with no body named Juliana Kincaid. Holly french kisses Juliana?s clit and then Juliana sports a strap-on as Holly rides it. Holly?s titties bounced gloriously as she gets a well deserved applause from the crowd. Then Juliana is doggystyled before they use a double-sided dildo on each other to close the show.
A cute Asian with almost no body (reminiscent of Juliana) named Sabrine Maui lies on her back to get her twat licked and fingered before bobbing and weaving her head on dude?s cock. Then she is planted with cock while in missionary. Sabrine gets in reverse cowgirl and gets her tight pussy stretched. Her face is buried in the blanket when they get into doggystyle and her mouth is the recipient of the man juice.
The gorgeous covergirl Hannah Harper closes the show by getting her perfect tits sucked and her cunt diven into by her man. Four fingers are inserted into her in a hot warm-up. Hannah gets on her knees to spit shine his cock and then lies on her back on the arm of the couch to get her ass plugged with cock. She then rides her man with a good pace before getting the doggystyle treatment. Cum drips down her chin as she gives her man that oh so sexy satisfying look.
Princess Whore is a good movie that did minimal in the dialogue department?some scenes had no dialogue at all. But what it lacked in dialogue, it made up for in the well choreographed sex scenes. Although Hannah Harper is, hands down, the goddess of all the sluts, Alana Evans and Holly Halston were in good shape too and tingled The Whackman as well. Juliana Kincaid and Sabrine Maui didn?t have enough of a body to completely turn The Whackman on, but they were enthusiastic in their performance. 7 strong loads of Whackman protein were fired off and Hannah Harper may be the future Mrs. Whackman.
Filmco and its Mature niche have brought The WhackMan a movie entitled Older N Anal 12. From the cover, it looks like a sad pudgy mom flick that will not keep The Whackman hard at-fucking-all. Dare The Whackman bring out the lube?
Scene 1 features Kelly Fire, a psycho wigged out bitch that?s so fucking loud and weird that the porn dude that?s taking it to her is forced to stuff a sock in her whore mouth at one point. This cunt easily takes 4 fingers up her ass, and when she sits on dude?s cock with her brown eye while playing with her pussy. You get a great look at the kind of crazy bitch you should try and steer clear of. Unless you?re unlucky today as The Whackman is.
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A sad old blonde bitch is up in scene 2. She?s got a mushy body and gives the most unenthusiastic blowjob The WhackMan has ever seen?she looks like she lost a fucking bet. Her young stud has to slow fuck her the entire time, and when he sticks it up her crapper, the old cunt barely makes a sound. She just lays there like she?s in a coma. Is there no director directing this shit?
And a dark haired mom with big fat mom tits and a stupid smile get drilled last. The sex is boring, dull, and dark haired mom bitch doesn?t seem all that thrilled to be gettin fucked. Has The Whackman?s eyes deceived The Whackman? Has hell frozen over?
Thank the high and almighty that this flick was only three scenes long. Filmco, you?ve burned The WhackMan before, and now you?ve done it again with this Older N Anal 12 bullshit?you?re one, two, three strikes you?re out at the OLD ballgame. File for bankruptcy assholes.
Cupid has a sister. It’s her Game. It’s her Rules. And it’s The Whackman?s lucky day. Legend?s Playing Cupid is in the mood for love! And the bitch better have an arrow for The Whackman?s heart if she knows what?s good for her. Let?s do this?
Funny nosed brunette Lola and decent looking blonde Sophie Evans go to town on some lucky dude. Lola gets eaten out first by dude while Sophie sucks him off in a triangle position. While getting doggied, Sophie pulls out a dildo to use on Lola. Then Sophie sits on Lola?s face while Lola gets some pussy pounding from dude. After, Sophie gets to ride dude while Lola sits on top of dude?s face to get munched on. All three were very efficient in a well choreographed scene.
An angelic looking blonde Bunny Love gets her cunt eaten out to begin scene 2. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude in an okay performance. She then lays on the arm of the ?love seat? and gets her ass drilled, before sitting on top of dude for a sensual ride; her nice tits bounce gloriously. Bunny gets on all fours to get the continued sensual thrusting on her twat that ends in bliss.
The smashed-in face looking Asian Mia Smiles gets cupid?s dart shot at her and begins to suck a dude?s cock (who she originally wasn?t attracted to). Mia is then air-lifted by dude into a great 69. Her petite tight little cunt is then ravaged by dude while the slut lies on her back. Mia then opts to drive the stick while on top of him and does a pretty good job of working the clutch. Her bony body then gets the doggy treatment until dude releases in her mouth.
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Bunny Love gets some girl-on-girl action with a dirty mouthed blonde named Samantha. After diving into Bunny?s muff, Samantha puts on a strap-on to give Bunny?s twat some good jabbing. Then Samantha gets doggied from behind with Bunny?s strap-on and their chemistry is pretty damn good. A thick dildo gets pulled out and Samantha plugs Bunny first, and then they switch. Although they both held their own, Samantha outperformed Bunny.
In the final scene, sexy blonde Ava Vincent wraps her luscious lips around her man?s tip and slobs him down. Ava gets her pretty pussylips kissed and fingered, before getting it pierced with her man?s small cock. She does little baby bounces on his cock to try to maximize the depths of her twat. The slut then turns around and stands still to let her man work her from behind until the money shot. With a tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.
Playing Cupid had a cheesy cast, but hey, who judges the acting right? Although it wasn?t the most beautiful cast, what they lacked in eye candy they made up for in chemistry, and passion weighs heavily on The Whackman when reviewing a flick. 6 shots were fired in a good, but not great, movie. The Whackman has to show a little love?
She Likes It Raunchy: 25:22 Minute Video of Rebecca Love
"I love fucking!,? Rebecca Love told SCORE. "It's just that raunchy, hardcore, grab onto the hips, slam into her, spit, grab, nails, you know? Tearing into one another. Yeah! Slam your dick into me! Cum all over my titties! And that big, hard cock is slamming into my juicy, wet pussy. Fuck, yeah! Well, you get the point, right? Dirty, fucking cock.? Now see Rebecca live her words in this scene from Big Tit Fuckfest.
You buy her stuff. You agree with her opinions on politics and the rain forest. You even pretend she’s not a total nutcase when she talks to her cats as if they were people. But what happens when you forget one little anniversary? She takes your money and fucks The Whackman! Love’s a bitch… and so is the American Nymphette 5!
The sex slave blonde nympho Brittney Skye opens up scene 1 by sucking her man?s cock. Brittney then gets her twat munched on and after, she rides it damn good. She then gets railed at a furious pace while lying on her back and the pussy punishment continues in doggystyle and she gets a well deserved chin shot.
In scene 2, the blonde bombshell and covergirl Hannah Harper gets her nipples bitten by her man prior to getting eaten out. Hannah gets face-fucked before getting on her back to have her crapper hole stretched out. Her cunt gets some work in as she bounces on her man?s cock with passion. She ends up on all fours to get the continued treatment and is splattered all over her mouth.
The black-haired slut Jewel De Nyle gets her mouth filled with cock to open up scene 3. Jewel then gets her jewels tongue caressed before her man?s cock slits it. With one leg on the table and one leg on the floor, Jewel gets in doggy to take the pulverizing. She sits her man on a dining chair and plunges her twat with his cock until her man squirts everything on her nice tits.
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In caveman attire, the sexy foreign brunette Nikita Denise sucks her man down and gets in the 69 to get some return licking. Nikita is put on her back to get thrusted missionary style. Then her ass gets some lovin while in a sideways position and her man nuts about as quick as The Whackman would have due to that erotic looking face the bitch displays.
A ménage a trois ensues between the gorgeous Hannah Harper and her above average looking blonde friend Kate Frost and, of course, a lucky cock attached to some dude. Hannah gets her pussy French kissed by dude while Kate sits on her face. Then dude gets simultaneous mouth pleasure on both sides of his cock by both sluts. Hannah goes for a ride first while Kate sits on dude?s face. Then Hannah gets it from behind while she dildo?s Kate (also in doggy right underneath her). Dude rotates back and forth between the two pussies while they lie in missionary waiting like good little whores. Hannah sucks him dry like the champ she is.
American Nymphette 5 gets a salute from The Whackman. Legend came correct with this cast and did a good job balancing storyline and sex. Ms. Harper deserves all the fucking praise The Whackman gives her as she is one talented slut?not to take anything away from the other whores. 9 loads were drained outta The Whackman in a movie that will be on The Whackman?s shelf.
The erotic epidemic known as nymph fever has spread world-wide! It renders the military helpless… all they can do is fuck and not fight! There’s a lot of serious fucking to be done as the pandemic sickness infects everyone! The Whackman is now exposed to Nymph Fever 3 and hopes to catch it.
During a military meeting at a round table, a fuckable looking blonde milf named Ryan Conner is injected with a horny shot and gets into 69 with some dude under the table. Ryan rides dude and gets uppercutted with cock nice and hard before going into sideways action. The dirty slut catches all his goods in the back of her throat.
With cutie patootie Gwen Summers watching, Asian veteran Miko Lee has caught the fever and wraps her lips around her man?s cock before getting her cookie nibbled on while sitting on a bench. Gwen can?t take it anymore and gets in on the action. While Miko gets fucked, Gwen plants her twat in Miko?s face. Then Gwen receives a doggystyle snackin while she dildos Miko (also in doggy). Miko is dp?d by dude (doggystyle) and Gwen (who is underneath her and sporting a strap-on). The scene is a little congested, but good.
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About halfway through the scene, an old looking foreign blonde named Zarina sucks her man off while in a bar to open up scene 3. They then get in a standing 69 before Zarina goes reverse cowgirl style gloriously on dude. Zarina lays on her back and gets railed before going into doggystyle with her head damn near hitting the floor. It ends with her ass having a river of cum flowing down it.
Ryan Conner (from scene 1) comes out to play with her superior. Ryan squats to slob his knob and then the scene transitions. A brunette with a decent face and body named Casey Raye catches the nymph fever and gets right to work on dude?s cock and they 69. The slut sits on dude?s cock to get her pierced pussy slitted. She sits on the edge of the bed to let her man pulverize her cunt. They get into doggystyle until its happy endings.
The ultra-cute Gwen Summers goes down on the General due to catching the fever. Gwen is obliged when she demands to get fucked on a table. After the missionary pounding, Gwen gets on top and continues her dirty talk while giggling cutely. The General tries to stay in character by slurring out military jargon, but that shit is so fake. But Gwen is the real deal?her thirst for cock is Whackman approved as this cutie with the petite frame loves what she does. Her twat gets a well deserved drizzle of ooze.
If you can stand the corniness Nymph Fever 3 provides, this is an okay movie. There were choppy parts (like the unsmooth transition in the 4th scene), a not well choreographed scene 2 (they could?ve done better on the flow factor), and scene 3 had an odd couple gettin down. Casey had a good attitude, Ryan held her own, and Gwen Summers could go a long way in this business with the proper enhancements. The Whackman blew 6 loads to the simple plotted film.
Dane Productions Runaways Issue 4 is back with more lost broads who need guidance and a sense of direction. Fortunately for them, they find a dude who is willing to help em out in more ways than one.
Tired of following rules, a cute red head named Chastity (played by Sienna) learns that nothing is for free in this brutal world. Upset at her folks, Chastity hits the streets in search of the American dream… Instead she finds a garage, a biker, and learns that her asshole has more uses for it than going to the bathroom. After sucking off the biker, Chastity sits on his rock hard. Chastity then gets on all fours to get that nice ass of hers penetrated and, if she got a decent tit job, this bitch could be banging. Decent opening scene.
When her father passed away and left her mother penniless, a young blonde haired cutie named Stephanie (played by Kitty) started dating again. Of course, mom’s boyfriend isn’t as interested in old pussy as much as her fresh, ripe, 18 year old daughter’s twat. After getting her wet pierced pussy licked, Stephanie wraps her mouth around her mom?s boyfriend?s cock and shows her inexperience in giving blowjobs. It?s kind of sexy to see how she gets used like the little tramp she is. Stephanie gets her loose cunt drilled from underneath and then the fast pace continues while lying on her side. She gets missionaried and then sprayed with cum on her belly.
When Mandy (played by Brooklyn) leaves the safety of her parent’s house, will she do something that she will be ashamed of later on in life? Nawww? Unless you count the porno shoot her boyfriend talked her into to pay the rent. After a long back story, girl on girl action ensues between Mandy and Kitty (played by Kyla Brooks) halfway through the scene. Kitty licks and fingers Mandy for a long time, then they 69. These average looking broads have no chemistry and it bores The Whackman completely.
In the final scene, bad decisions and a life on the streets lead a runaway to a tragic ending as it opens up in the ER room. It flashbacks; the good looking blonde named Lea gets her innocence taking from her by her man. Lea sensually gets eaten out and then gives some stop-and-suck head to her man?s small cock. Lea gets railed doggystyle, and then she lies on her back to get pounded. Her crapper takes some plunging in a sideways position until she is drip dropped with a small money shot. Then the scene comes back to real time and she croaks in the ER room.
Runaways Issue 4 has a good storyline with young innocent talents to work each scene. Although the acting sucked, each broad pretty much performed as expected. They were all cute or plain looking?not sexy, exotic, or stunning; but their inexperience weirdly turned The Whackman on as The Whackman felt like dominating each of the whores. 5 youthful loads were fired off in a not-that-bad flick. If you like em young and petite, you?ll like this movie?just skip scene 3.
?All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!? This was a letter The Whackman found in the DVD box?let?s do this?
An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It?s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.
A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff?The Whackman wouldn?t of either.
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An 18 year old petite cutie named Elizabeth Del Mar poses nude for a few moments before getting her cunt licked by Mr. Cheeks. Elizabeth then gives a sub par blow job, but afterwards bounces like a champ on the cock. She then gets on all fours and invites the cock to pound her. This slut deserved her money shot across face and tits.
In the final scene, an 18 year old cute Latina named Daisy strips down and plays with herself. Daisy uses her hands and mouth in unison while giving an okay bj. She then sits on Mr. Cheeks to get uppercutted in her tight pussy and her dirty mouth was the only thing not keeping The Whackman asleep. Looks can only keep The Whackman interested for two minutes; if there is no passion, nothing matters Daisy.
The camerawork was very amateurish in I Fucked A High School Teacher 3 and all of the whores needed tit jobs. Granted, they were young and need more time in the business to learn more tricks of the trade. Elizabeth in scene 3 was the only one who nailed her scene and the rest of the chicks can go back to waitressing or whatever the fuck they were up to because porn is not for them. 2 shots were fired off in a boring cheap motel type of flick.
Sorority Girl: 18:10 Minute Video of Kerry Marie
Kerry must find a way to join a sorority without giving up her cherry in "Sorority Girl."
Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!
Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude?s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia?s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude?s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo?s herself and all is well that end?s well. Great opening scene.
A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude?s cock and let The Whackman tell you?this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman?s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.
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Playing a prostitute, the blonde sexy Brittany Murphy takes a dude back to her spot and gets right down to business on his cock. She is then titty fucked for a few minutes and then pussy pounded. Brittany?s face is planted into the couch while she takes it doggystyle. She gets on her back and spreads her legs wide to engulf the cock in her tight cunt and brings dude to bliss. And the dude split on her without paying? nice!
A cute Asian named Sabrine Maui hooks up with her pimp while she?s working out and gets her pussy feasted on. Sabrine returns the favor and does a decent bj before sitting on top of her pimp. Her petite frame is railed while she sits on the bench. Sabrine is doggystyled and gets that twat of hers worn and torn to the finish.
Our gorgeous goddess of a covergirl Hannah Harper is all natural in her blonde hair to conclude what she started beautifully. After filling her mouth with cock, Hannah plants her pussy in dude?s face. Hannah rides dude like the champ she is and then takes a doggy drilling. While on her back, Hannah gets her cunt tattooed by dude?s cock and her beautiful body jiggles rhythmically?her right cheek is drowned in cum.
Pimped By An Angel 3 drained the fuck out of The Whackman. With a good blend of story and sex, and not to mention a perfectly balanced cast, The Whackman busted 9 fucking loads to this damn near perfectly made film. The Whackman is keeping this movie close by to view again and again. Who said pimpin ain?t easy?
Jammin': 11:00 Minute Video of Danesha Marquel
Danesha has 34DDD tits which attract a lot of attention from maniacs like us. She knows it and that's why she became a stripper. The photographer handed Danesha a fuck toy and she wasted no time sticking it in and out.
Brandy Dean 4 U: 27:36 Minute Video of Brandy Dean
Brandy Dean is close to SCORE perfection in many ways. We can always count on her to do a hot, nasty, dirty sex session when a cock surrogate is added to the scene. It's a shame that we can't keep Brandy under detention when she's not fucking for the SCORE cameras. Call us greedy. SCORE Man "interviews" Brandy and she knows where he's going with his questions. She's ready.
Stripped At Poker: 19:17 Minute Video of Kerry Marie
Kerry plays cards in a casino where the stakes are for clothes in "Stripped At Poker."
Word around town is in Legend?s Funny Boners 3, these sluts don’t let a single man go home unsatisfied; they tease their men with a sexy strip show, waiting for those hard dicks to show through their jeans. Then they get on their knees, unzip, and let those monster rods loose! As if a hot, wet blowjob wasn’t enough to quench even the toughest guy’s thirst for sex, they even get on stage and let one after another fuck their tight pussies for all to see!
The sexy Latina Jennifer Luv leads off by getting on her knees to slob her man down before sitting onstage to get her pussy jabbed in front of the spectators. Jennifer then sits on her man and bounces nice and slow before holding onto the stripper pole to take it from behind (while standing up). She gets a well deserved spray in the face in the opening scene.
The cute Tory Freeland gets her cunt eaten out at a bar by some dude. Then Tory owns the dick with her mouth in a damn good blow job set. Tory?s panties get pulled to the side and her fuck buddy pounds her while she sits on a bar stool. She then turns around to get doggied and her begging for that dick turns The Whackman on?this bitch has a perfect rack and it bounces beautifully. Tory works her fuck buddy when sitting on him and catches all his juice in her mouth. The Whackman applauds Tory.
A good looking foreign blonde named Luissa Rosso asks some dude if she can suck his dick?well, Yeah, you fucking slut! Luissa then gets eaten out before getting her twat plugged. She rides dude with passion and then receives some doggystyle treatment before getting loads dropped on her face. Her body didn?t compliment her face and needed a little toning.
A gorgeous Brazilian slut named Luccia gets the business from her man. After getting her pussy feasted on, her little mouth is forced to take more dick then she can handle. Luccia has some huge knockers for a little girl. Her man stabs her in her twat and, to The Whackman?s disappointment, this bitch is a dead fuck. Ain?t that about a bitch.
The Asian cutie Avena Lee goes backstage to get her shaved beaver and ass licked. Avena slobs her man down like a veteran and then lies on her back on a desk to get her pussy pounded. She turns around to get the continued treatment and slams her hand down on the desk to show her satisfaction. Avena takes it from underneath at a rigorous pace and her cunt gets worn and torn. Unfortunately, she didn?t seem to be as into it as dude, but all is well that ends well.
Funny Boners 3 was well casted as far as looks, but after the great start, it went stagnant. Just because a bitch looks good doesn?t mean a good fucking scene will take place?and that?s too fucking bad. The only explanation The Whackman has is that the ugly men couldn?t turn these bitches on enough. Tory Freeland was professional about it and gets a standing O from The Whackman; 6 loads total were fired off.
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